Monday, June 13, 2011

busy, busy, busy.

In the last week, instead of posting on here, I have done the following.
Tuesday, the 7th, I saw Hangover Part II avec Brandon. Funny.
Wednesday through Friday, I was at my best friend's house.
Saturday, I helped set up my grad party at my Nana's, and got a new phone.
Sunday, SHIT GOT REAL.
My grad party, family drama, blah blah blah, not gonna get into that.
but for the greatest news.
today i FINALLY had a job interview.
If they decide they  wanna hire me, I'll have a drug test tomorrow, and start the day after that!!!
Tomorrow, I take the compass test in the morning.
then, my brother's wedding that night.
Then gonna finally enroll in classes.
busy, busy, busy.

Monday, June 6, 2011

MISSING

First of all, I would like to welcome my new (and first & only) official reader.
HI MISS SARA!!!
Ahem, and now to my point.
Uh.. I guess I don't have one.
Hmm, well this is embarrassing. I seem to have lost my post.
Have you seen it? I'm not even sure what it was about. I never got a chance to read it before it was so rudely stolen from me. Maybe it was about puppies. They're pretty cute. But so are babies, and if I was going to write about something cute, it would be babies. Although, baby versions of various animals are a close second.
Maybe it was about curls. I want curls. My hair is hopelessly straight, but frizzy. No curl, and no hope of holding curl, even if i use Mousse, hairspray, AND gel then roll them in those obnoxious never-show-your-face hide-away-in-a-deep-dark-corner rollers. But I'm trying again, this time with setting lotion and the rollers. So, if this doesn't work, there's basically no hope at all for my hair. But I don't think that's what my post was about.
Maybe it was about how the photographer  never called me back. I was told that she was expecting my call Monday (today), so I called, and she was busy but said she'd call me back later this afternoon. It's 11 PM. She never called. So, now I don't know if I'm supposed to call her back tomorrow, or if she's going to eventually actually call.
Now, my post was about something; maybe one of the above suggestions, maybe not, but rest assured readers, I will find it.
And it will be EPIC.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Indulgence

Ahhhh, pampering. :)
I'm currently sitting in my living room, watching Mrs. Doubtfire on ABC Family, with my feet in a vibrating box of hot water. Yessss. I bought (or rather, my stepmom bought for me, while I was with her) a battery-operated buffer and a bunch of pedicure tools. I've buffered my finger and toe nails, and am soaking the hell out of my feet, in order to make myself feel pretty. :D

Also, other great news! Although I still have yet to find a real money-making job, I have a pretty much completely fer-sher internship with a professional photographer! I have to call her in the morning to finalize things, and I'm sooooo nervous/excited. To all my non-existent readers out there, I promise to keep you posted. ;D

Also, on a less acceptable note, the creepy bald biker guy who moved in upstairs not too long ago, was peeping in our window tonight. :S #creepedout

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Big is Beautiful

I'm currently watching Taboo, and tonight's episode is about fatness. They showed how in some cultures, young girls are force fed starting at an early age to fatten them up for their future husbands. the believe is that the bigger the size of the wife, the more room she takes up in her husband's heart. Although I believe that force feeding kids is a stretch, and it's not the physical appearance that's important in a relationship, I also believe that big is no less beautiful than small.


I'm 4"11.5, and at 180ish pounds, my weight more than makes up for my lack of height. Although I don't fit the archetype of a beautiful woman, i am beautiful.

My only regret is that no one is going to be reading this.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Favorites

Food: Spaghetti, spaghetti tacos, and Potato soup.
Book: The Book Theif by Markus Zusak. I'm reading it for the third time.
TV shows: iCarly, Tosh.0, Still Standing, That 70's show, Spongebob, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Silent Library, any old school nickelodeon shows like Rugrats and Hey Arnold. (Hard to believe I'm eighteen, huh?)
Favorite actors: Johnny Depp, Robert Downy Jr., Adam Sandler, Angelina Jolie, Ice Cube.
Role Models: Queen Latifah, Mo'Nique. They know that they're beautiful as big women.
Favorite movies: Superbad, Role Models, Rent, Forrest Gump, The Wedding Singer, Sweeney Todd,  Original Disney movies; The Little Mermaid, Hercules, Snow White, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland,  The Fox and the Hound, Oliver & Company, and soooooo many more.
Colors: Greens, Browns, and Blues.

Me

Hi.
My name is Jessica.
I'm eighteen.
I just graduated high school.
Currently looking for a job.
I'll accept anything, really.
I love animals, I'm a vegetarian, and I have two dogs.
I love to eat.
I love smelling things.
Wait.
Not bad-smelling things.
Good-smelling things.
Like spices.
Or fruits.
Or my Brazilian Carnaval Febreze air freshener.
Or lilacs.
I think roses stink.
I have a boyfriend.
His name's Brandon.
He was my best friend for three years before we started dating.
12.31.10
I start college this fall.
It's community college, but hell, at least it's still college.
That's it for today.
Haaaah, I say that as if anyone is reading this.
:D