This post is gonna piss some people off. Yay controversy!!

I've decided I'm going to give my philosophy on "GOD". (to all the super religious people, I dindt put the name in quotes because i dont believe in him/her/it, i put it in quotes because it goes by so many names. Dont start getting all psycho on me.)
people say that you'll go to "hell" for being homosexual, being a woman, being "bad", breaking rules, premarital sex, not listening to your parents, using god's name in vain, cussing, etc.
I dont believe this. I dont think that any higher spirit is going to waste it's time on whether or not you commit these small "sins". I mean, really, if you had 3 billion children, and some of them are committing mass murders, rapes, bombings, etc, would you waste your time on the ones that are having sex with someone of the same gender?
it doesn't seem to me that this would be priority.
next.
I've been told that babies that die before they've been saved will go straight to hell because they have "original sin" and all such nonsense. As I said earlier, I don't think "God" is going to waste his time on this. a baby who dies in the womb, has not been exposed to the evils of the world. they are pure. Eben babies who die in early childhood, i believe are still pure. they don't know any evil. they are just these tiny bundles of purity and love. why would someone who is supposed to love us so much send an innocent baby to burn forever, when he or she hasn't been alive to have an evil thought, let alone do any evil.
next.
Homosexuality. Ooh, all you bible-freaks just died a little bit inside, didn't you? get over it. it's 2011. the earliest report of homosexuality dates back to 2400 BCE, and it's been around since long before that. it has been observed in close to 1500 species, excluding humans. if it's unnatural, why is it found so frequently in nature? religion teaches that God loves everyone, but hates homosexuals. Make a decision. God will love me more for loving than he will love you for hating.
next.
you just have to get over yourselves. I respect how you feel. You don't believe in premarital sex, you can wait, I respect that. You don't believe in homosexuality, don't be gay, I'm cool with that too. But I don't have to be you, and that doesn't make me a bad person. If i want to sleep with half of my town, boys and girls, that's my business. If i want to have five kids by five different dads, that's also my business. my life is not your decision. I don't have to accommodate you. I don't flaunt my life style in your face, you don't have to shove your bible down my throat. if you do, I'll spit it right back in your face.

Lazy Rainy Days

There are only six days till Christmas, and it's still warm enough that you really don't need more than a a jacket. this is crazy. There's still so much to do. I have a few more presents to wrap, Tallie has a ton that I can't help with, and we still have to put the finishing touches on out-going gifts.I bet Santa's nowhere near being done either. We started Christmas preparation in October, how are we still so far from being done?!

So, we're having our bathroom redone. It was originally planned to be done in two to three days. The first day, they took out the shower, sink, and medicine cabinet, and tore up the floor. The second day, they started to put a new floor in, now, in our bathroom, we have a toilet, a light switch, and two sheets of wood nailed down. and they might not be back to work on it til Thursday..... ugh. we wont have a  shower installed till Friday at the very earliest. Yuck.

What do you guys think about having a guest poster? If anyone is interested in doing one, let me know. I'll let you post pretty much anything. :D

I have an obsession with memes lately...
http://www.quickmeme.com/
ENJOY!!

...

So, I'm back on sunflower seeds again. Is it disgusting that it's the same unfinished bag? oh well. 

"Alright, I guess this is the night bitches die." Hahh, Stewie.

so... I really don't have anything to write about.. the only reason i am is because I haven't since the 16th... 

so...

A cowboy arrives in town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves in Friday. How does he do it?

I've had this page sitting her untouched for like 45 minutes.

i'm looking for more brain teasers.

I hate watching the news... I just don't understand how people can do the things they do.. 

oh well. I give up. goodnight. 

"I Bet The Kitties Scatter Like Little Buggies When You Walk Down The Street"

American Horror Story.... I honestly don't get it. It's all sex and ghosts, and a story line that's all over the place. but i'm sooo hooked on it.
http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/ahs/

Anywho, back to business.
I hate that as we get older, big events lose their meaning. My 19th birthday is in two days, and everyday i wake up, i have to re-remind myself. I wouldn't be surprised if i wake up friday and don't realize it until someone says soemthing. although, now that i've said that, i'll probably remember. haa.

ahem. uhmm... HOLY CRAP, SHE BIT HIS DICK OFF!!! D:
sorry, american horror story. seriously, if you've never seen it, you should most certainly watch it. but you have to start at the beginning to understand it.

uh... aaaaaaaaaanyway......

Websites I Love

These are in no particular order. I just couldn't think of anything else to blog about. (If you're really lucky, I'll come up with something else tonight, and do TWO posts tonight!)

1. http://www.dragoart.com/
Just a bunch of drawing tutorials. from cartoony to realistic, reality to mythology, cute to scary.

2. http://www.channelate.com/
Darkly-humored comics. so wrong, but so funny.

3. http://memegenerator.net/
just funny memes. my favorites are foul bachelorette frog and joseph ducreux.

4. http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/
it's hard to believe real people can be this dumb.

5. http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/

6. http://www.fmylife.com/

7. http://modcloth.com/
cute clothes.

8. http://fredflare.com/
cute stuff.

9. http://attackofthecute.com
cute animals.

10. http://peopleofwalmart.com/
not so cute people.

11. http://stumbleupon.com/

hmm..... I think this post is a failure... bleh. it's been a long day. Sue me.

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."

Guesssssss what i'm watching.
Theeeeeee Breakfast Club.

I used to like Bender, but then I realized that he was just a jackass, begging for attention. Then I liked the "basket case" but I changed my mind because she gave into peer pressure and completely changed herself, because the prom queen said she should. Plus she was just an attention-whore too. I never really liked Claire; her prissy, better than everyone, rich bitch attitude pissed me off from day one. . the jock thinks he's just sooooo tough, always saying things like, "well if we weren't here, or if it weren't for such and such, i would so toootally kick your ass"; no bite, and barely a bark. The nerd is definitely my favorite; he's just as nerdy in the beginning as he is in the end. His character is just more relatable. I mused to wish he got the girl in the end (the basketcase, not the prom queen), but i'm much happier in the fact that someday, he will own them all. <3

Sit right down on the couch where we made love the first time and you said to me...

there's.... somethin'! somethin about this place... somethin about lonely nights, and my lipstick on your face.


today is (was?) Halloween. Halloween used to be my favorite holiday, and i still like to believe that it is, but... it's lost it's magic. there used to be something so special about it, and i still have fun dressing up, but it's just not the same.... Now i just get tired earlier, and wanna go home and go to bed. when did i turn into an adult? it used to be so fun to be able to be someone I'm not, stay up late and walk around town taking candy from strangers... Now my favorite part is getting other people ready. I think next year I'm gonna go all out on my house and be the candy hander-outer. i always swore i would never be <i> that</i> person, but i think it would be a little bit more fun for me... Just stay in, have some friends over, and watch scary movies in the dark, only to be interrupted by scary little monsters knocking on my door. Maybe.

there's eighteen days till my nineteenth birthday!! For that and Christmas, I only want money. and by money, i don't mean gift cards i mean cash money. greenbacks. duck ends. simoleons.

I wonder how blogs become popular. I mean, I post on Facebook, but that doesn't really do much, cuz no one on Facebook pays much attention to me.. and if you do, make yourself known! I feel like I waste my time with this. not that it would really benefit anyone to read my aimless verbal vomit.

Play that funky music, White boy!

June, July, August, September....
it's SEPTEMBER.

Jeez.

hmmm...

a list of things fromt he last three (omg, three?!) months.
1. I moved.
2. I didn't start college.
3. I didn't get that internship.
4. I didn't get a job.
5. I didn't post in my blog,
6. I developed two new TV obsessions.


1. I'm not telling you my address. Silly goose! ;)
2. We couldn't afford to move, and pay for college, and since I'm apparently not eligible for any scholarships, I have to wait a semester.
3. I called her, she said she'd call back, and she never did.
4. I'll be honest, I haven't applied anywhere around my new house... I should.. I wish I could get a job without doing a stupid interview. I'm not good at that. :S
5. Well.... Whoops.
6. How I Met Your Mother and Friends. Both have obviously been around for awhile, and I've seen episodes of both, but there were marathons. and I'm in love with Neil Patrick Harris. Yummmm.

Let's see, what else...
sunflower seeds are delish.
I got a lotion that smells like vanilla cupcakes. Also delicious. Although, I should make it painfully obvious that it is NOT for eating. And I haven't tried. I promise.

For Christmas and my birthday I'm just asking for cash.
Not for a greedy reason, for school.
Cuz college is expensive.
Also, I know no one reads this, but if they do, I babysit for CHEAPPP, $10 base fee, $5 an hour, $7 for every hour over your estimated time.

I like tetris. I used to not like it, but I like it now.

Astrid's in first grade. :(

Did I mention sunflower seeds are amazing?

I should prbably stop typing now. Cuz i appanrelty cna't crack a sunflower seed and blog at the same time. wow.

busy, busy, busy.

In the last week, instead of posting on here, I have done the following.
Tuesday, the 7th, I saw Hangover Part II avec Brandon. Funny.
Wednesday through Friday, I was at my best friend's house.
Saturday, I helped set up my grad party at my Nana's, and got a new phone.
Sunday, SHIT GOT REAL.
My grad party, family drama, blah blah blah, not gonna get into that.
but for the greatest news.
today i FINALLY had a job interview.
If they decide they  wanna hire me, I'll have a drug test tomorrow, and start the day after that!!!
Tomorrow, I take the compass test in the morning.
then, my brother's wedding that night.
Then gonna finally enroll in classes.
busy, busy, busy.

MISSING

First of all, I would like to welcome my new (and first & only) official reader.
HI MISS SARA!!!

Ahem, and now to my point.

Uh.. I guess I don't have one.

Hmm, well this is embarrassing. I seem to have lost my post.

Have you seen it? I'm not even sure what it was about. I never got a chance to read it before it was so rudely stolen from me. Maybe it was about puppies. They're pretty cute. But so are babies, and if I was going to write about something cute, it would be babies. Although, baby versions of various animals are a close second.

Maybe it was about curls. I want curls. My hair is hopelessly straight, but frizzy. No curl, and no hope of holding curl, even if i use Mousse, hairspray, AND gel then roll them in those obnoxious never-show-your-face hide-away-in-a-deep-dark-corner rollers. But I'm trying again, this time with setting lotion and the rollers. So, if this doesn't work, there's basically no hope at all for my hair. But I don't think that's what my post was about.

Maybe it was about how the photographer  never called me back. I was told that she was expecting my call Monday (today), so I called, and she was busy but said she'd call me back later this afternoon. It's 11 PM. She never called. So, now I don't know if I'm supposed to call her back tomorrow, or if she's going to eventually actually call.

Now, my post was about something; maybe one of the above suggestions, maybe not, but rest assured readers, I will find it.

And it will be EPIC.

Indulgence

Ahhhh, pampering. :)
I'm currently sitting in my living room, watching Mrs. Doubtfire on ABC Family, with my feet in a vibrating box of hot water. Yessss. I bought (or rather, my stepmom bought for me, while I was with her) a battery-operated buffer and a bunch of pedicure tools. I've buffered my finger and toe nails, and am soaking the hell out of my feet, in order to make myself feel pretty. :D

Also, other great news! Although I still have yet to find a real money-making job, I have a pretty much completely fer-sher internship with a professional photographer! I have to call her in the morning to finalize things, and I'm sooooo nervous/excited. To all my non-existent readers out there, I promise to keep you posted. ;D

Also, on a less acceptable note, the creepy bald biker guy who moved in upstairs not too long ago, was peeping in our window tonight. :S #creepedout

Big is Beautiful

I'm currently watching Taboo, and tonight's episode is about fatness. They showed how in some cultures, young girls are force fed starting at an early age to fatten them up for their future husbands. the believe is that the bigger the size of the wife, the more room she takes up in her husband's heart. Although I believe that force feeding kids is a stretch, and it's not the physical appearance that's important in a relationship, I also believe that big is no less beautiful than small.

I'm 4"11.5, and at 180ish pounds, my weight more than makes up for my lack of height. Although I don't fit the archetype of a beautiful woman, i am beautiful.

My only regret is that no one is going to be reading this.

Favorites

Food: Spaghetti, spaghetti tacos, and Potato soup.

Book: The Book Theif by Markus Zusak. I'm reading it for the third time.

TV shows: iCarly, Tosh.0, Still Standing, That 70's show, Spongebob, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Silent Library, any old school nickelodeon shows like Rugrats and Hey Arnold. (Hard to believe I'm eighteen, huh?)

Favorite actors: Johnny Depp, Robert Downy Jr., Adam Sandler, Angelina Jolie, Ice Cube.

Role Models: Queen Latifah, Mo'Nique. They know that they're beautiful as big women.

Favorite movies: Superbad, Role Models, Rent, Forrest Gump, The Wedding Singer, Sweeney Todd,  Original Disney movies; The Little Mermaid, Hercules, Snow White, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland,  The Fox and the Hound, Oliver & Company, and soooooo many more.

Colors: Greens, Browns, and Blues.

Me

Hi.

My name is Jessica.

I'm eighteen.

I just graduated high school.

Currently looking for a job.

I'll accept anything, really.

I love animals, I'm a vegetarian, and I have two dogs.

I love to eat.

I love smelling things.

Wait.

Not bad-smelling things.

Good-smelling things.

Like spices.

Or fruits.

Or my Brazilian Carnaval Febreze air freshener.

Or lilacs.

I think roses stink.

I have a boyfriend.

His name's Brandon.

He was my best friend for three years before we started dating.

12.31.10

I start college this fall.

It's community college, but hell, at least it's still college.

That's it for today.

Haaaah, I say that as if anyone is reading this.

:D