It's a beautiful night, we're lookin for somethin dumb to do...

I'M OBSESSED WITH HONEY BOO BOO CHILD. Her family is just so ridiculous. Here's a link. Almost everything on that channel is fabulous.

I REEEEALLY like bruno mars. totes. That word is stupid. So is Cray, adorbes, offish, and any other stupid cutesy shortening of a word. Also, I hate YOLO. like, before that, did everyone think we were cats and had nine lives? Go jump in front of a truck. go head, YOLO. Idiots. Moving on.

I start school a week from today. That's one of my grandmas' birthday. The day before is my dad's birthday.  This saturday is the Rocky Horror Picture Show. This month's theme is Cartoon Characters. I'm going as Alice in Wonderland (shout out to TALLIE!!). I'll post a picture next time I post on here.

I'm running out of blog-worthy things to talk about. I feel like I repeat myself a lot. It's hard to talk about anything different when NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING. just sayin'. I'll just start googling random questions. Let's start now! Google wont load... Actually, a lot of things dont seem to want to load tonight. Stupid construction.

• Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
• Okay, the book is City of Bones by Cassandra Clare, Book one of The Mortal Instruments. The line is: 'And his arm looked like an eggplant," Clary muttered to herself in exasperation.' OMG, that's hilarious. But it's a good book. Dont judge it from one weird out-of-context line. 
• Are you listening to music right now?
• Yes. Right this moment, it's Fantasy by Ludacris. I dont suggest you look it up if you're made uncomfortable by extremely explicit lyrics. Haa, after that shuffle took me to Colbie Calait. I have varied taste in music. 
• Where were you on Valentine's day?
• Home. I made homemade chinese food for Astrid, Brandon and me.
• What did you want to be when you grew up?
• A ballerina. Or an astronaut. Then I read Harry Potter and I wanted to be a witch. I wanted to be a vampire, then the whole Twilight craze started and I abandoned that dream. 
• Last one. I'm looking for a reeeeeeeally good one. Okay, I'll clear up the whole chicken and the egg thing (which came first). 
• The chicken clearly came first, because without the chicken, the egg wouldn't have been properly taken care of and would have never hatched. The chicken was intelligently designed by the martians. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I'm gonna go read now. GOODNIGHT!