"I Bet The Kitties Scatter Like Little Buggies When You Walk Down The Street"

American Horror Story.... I honestly don't get it. It's all sex and ghosts, and a story line that's all over the place. but i'm sooo hooked on it.
http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/ahs/

Anywho, back to business.
I hate that as we get older, big events lose their meaning. My 19th birthday is in two days, and everyday i wake up, i have to re-remind myself. I wouldn't be surprised if i wake up friday and don't realize it until someone says soemthing. although, now that i've said that, i'll probably remember. haa.

ahem. uhmm... HOLY CRAP, SHE BIT HIS DICK OFF!!! D:
sorry, american horror story. seriously, if you've never seen it, you should most certainly watch it. but you have to start at the beginning to understand it.

uh... aaaaaaaaaanyway......

Websites I Love

These are in no particular order. I just couldn't think of anything else to blog about. (If you're really lucky, I'll come up with something else tonight, and do TWO posts tonight!)

1. http://www.dragoart.com/
Just a bunch of drawing tutorials. from cartoony to realistic, reality to mythology, cute to scary.

2. http://www.channelate.com/
Darkly-humored comics. so wrong, but so funny.

3. http://memegenerator.net/
just funny memes. my favorites are foul bachelorette frog and joseph ducreux.

4. http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/
it's hard to believe real people can be this dumb.

5. http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/

6. http://www.fmylife.com/

7. http://modcloth.com/
cute clothes.

8. http://fredflare.com/
cute stuff.

9. http://attackofthecute.com
cute animals.

10. http://peopleofwalmart.com/
not so cute people.

11. http://stumbleupon.com/

hmm..... I think this post is a failure... bleh. it's been a long day. Sue me.

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."

Guesssssss what i'm watching.
Theeeeeee Breakfast Club.

I used to like Bender, but then I realized that he was just a jackass, begging for attention. Then I liked the "basket case" but I changed my mind because she gave into peer pressure and completely changed herself, because the prom queen said she should. Plus she was just an attention-whore too. I never really liked Claire; her prissy, better than everyone, rich bitch attitude pissed me off from day one. . the jock thinks he's just sooooo tough, always saying things like, "well if we weren't here, or if it weren't for such and such, i would so toootally kick your ass"; no bite, and barely a bark. The nerd is definitely my favorite; he's just as nerdy in the beginning as he is in the end. His character is just more relatable. I mused to wish he got the girl in the end (the basketcase, not the prom queen), but i'm much happier in the fact that someday, he will own them all. <3

Sit right down on the couch where we made love the first time and you said to me...

there's.... somethin'! somethin about this place... somethin about lonely nights, and my lipstick on your face.


today is (was?) Halloween. Halloween used to be my favorite holiday, and i still like to believe that it is, but... it's lost it's magic. there used to be something so special about it, and i still have fun dressing up, but it's just not the same.... Now i just get tired earlier, and wanna go home and go to bed. when did i turn into an adult? it used to be so fun to be able to be someone I'm not, stay up late and walk around town taking candy from strangers... Now my favorite part is getting other people ready. I think next year I'm gonna go all out on my house and be the candy hander-outer. i always swore i would never be <i> that</i> person, but i think it would be a little bit more fun for me... Just stay in, have some friends over, and watch scary movies in the dark, only to be interrupted by scary little monsters knocking on my door. Maybe.

there's eighteen days till my nineteenth birthday!! For that and Christmas, I only want money. and by money, i don't mean gift cards i mean cash money. greenbacks. duck ends. simoleons.

I wonder how blogs become popular. I mean, I post on Facebook, but that doesn't really do much, cuz no one on Facebook pays much attention to me.. and if you do, make yourself known! I feel like I waste my time with this. not that it would really benefit anyone to read my aimless verbal vomit.

Play that funky music, White boy!

June, July, August, September....
it's SEPTEMBER.

Jeez.

hmmm...

a list of things fromt he last three (omg, three?!) months.
1. I moved.
2. I didn't start college.
3. I didn't get that internship.
4. I didn't get a job.
5. I didn't post in my blog,
6. I developed two new TV obsessions.


1. I'm not telling you my address. Silly goose! ;)
2. We couldn't afford to move, and pay for college, and since I'm apparently not eligible for any scholarships, I have to wait a semester.
3. I called her, she said she'd call back, and she never did.
4. I'll be honest, I haven't applied anywhere around my new house... I should.. I wish I could get a job without doing a stupid interview. I'm not good at that. :S
5. Well.... Whoops.
6. How I Met Your Mother and Friends. Both have obviously been around for awhile, and I've seen episodes of both, but there were marathons. and I'm in love with Neil Patrick Harris. Yummmm.

Let's see, what else...
sunflower seeds are delish.
I got a lotion that smells like vanilla cupcakes. Also delicious. Although, I should make it painfully obvious that it is NOT for eating. And I haven't tried. I promise.

For Christmas and my birthday I'm just asking for cash.
Not for a greedy reason, for school.
Cuz college is expensive.
Also, I know no one reads this, but if they do, I babysit for CHEAPPP, $10 base fee, $5 an hour, $7 for every hour over your estimated time.

I like tetris. I used to not like it, but I like it now.

Astrid's in first grade. :(

Did I mention sunflower seeds are amazing?

I should prbably stop typing now. Cuz i appanrelty cna't crack a sunflower seed and blog at the same time. wow.

busy, busy, busy.

In the last week, instead of posting on here, I have done the following.
Tuesday, the 7th, I saw Hangover Part II avec Brandon. Funny.
Wednesday through Friday, I was at my best friend's house.
Saturday, I helped set up my grad party at my Nana's, and got a new phone.
Sunday, SHIT GOT REAL.
My grad party, family drama, blah blah blah, not gonna get into that.
but for the greatest news.
today i FINALLY had a job interview.
If they decide they  wanna hire me, I'll have a drug test tomorrow, and start the day after that!!!
Tomorrow, I take the compass test in the morning.
then, my brother's wedding that night.
Then gonna finally enroll in classes.
busy, busy, busy.

MISSING

First of all, I would like to welcome my new (and first & only) official reader.
HI MISS SARA!!!

Ahem, and now to my point.

Uh.. I guess I don't have one.

Hmm, well this is embarrassing. I seem to have lost my post.

Have you seen it? I'm not even sure what it was about. I never got a chance to read it before it was so rudely stolen from me. Maybe it was about puppies. They're pretty cute. But so are babies, and if I was going to write about something cute, it would be babies. Although, baby versions of various animals are a close second.

Maybe it was about curls. I want curls. My hair is hopelessly straight, but frizzy. No curl, and no hope of holding curl, even if i use Mousse, hairspray, AND gel then roll them in those obnoxious never-show-your-face hide-away-in-a-deep-dark-corner rollers. But I'm trying again, this time with setting lotion and the rollers. So, if this doesn't work, there's basically no hope at all for my hair. But I don't think that's what my post was about.

Maybe it was about how the photographer  never called me back. I was told that she was expecting my call Monday (today), so I called, and she was busy but said she'd call me back later this afternoon. It's 11 PM. She never called. So, now I don't know if I'm supposed to call her back tomorrow, or if she's going to eventually actually call.

Now, my post was about something; maybe one of the above suggestions, maybe not, but rest assured readers, I will find it.

And it will be EPIC.